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Epic drivers finding crazy places to park

Leaving cars in car parks or on the side of the road seems really dull when there are so many creative options. Parking visionaries reveal their secrets.

By Karsic Karl

July 3, 2025August 15, 2025

AI image of cats changing car tyres — AI generated by Weird AI Generations, https://www.facebook.com/WeirdDalleImages

General

Jobs at risk due to animal exploitation

Undercover Animal Rights activists have produced startling evidence of animal exploitation on an unprecedented scale. Popular tyre specialists Quick City Tyres is unrepentant and claims the cats love it and get treats. What would they do with money?

By Dr Paul Brady

December 29, 2023August 15, 2025

Car windscreen with flames coming from the wash nozzles — https://youtube.com/@Carhax

Life Style

Effective ways to defrost the windscreen FAST!

While those losers on ThikTok are faffing about with their lame hacks, the grown ups are getting on with business. One hero compares different methods. See the amazing video.

By Eli Twonk

December 7, 2023August 15, 2025

General

University of Life recalls some degrees

As the famous University of Life starts the journey to become a recognised education establishment they are reviewing previous degrees handed out over the years.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 15, 2023February 15, 2024

Life Style

The subtle art of cracking one off in public

There is nothing more natural than flatulence. Some people find it very embarrassing when the trouser trumpet plays it’s inimitable tune. The do’s and don’ts of farting in public.

By Eli Twonk

May 10, 2023February 15, 2024

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Grumpy persons guide to children

Enjoy going on social media and being grumpy? Not sure if you are making the most of the opportunities? Moaning about children is always a good go-to, but have you covered all the possibilities?

By Eli Twonk

April 28, 2023February 15, 2024