Young climate activist Greta Thunberg (19) is in hospital after news of Andrew Tate’s arrest.
News of the arrest today of Andrew Tate (donkey brain) in Romania on human trafficking charges caused Greta to literally split her sides laughing.
She was rushed to hospital in an ambulance fuelled by biofuel (no electric powered ones were available) where she received medical attention. Doctors commented that people splitting their sides laughing was rare but not unknown. They were able to find sustainable hemp bandages and twine for the stitches. Greta assured doctors that she would compost them when she recovered.
Following a recent online spat Andrew Tate attempted to goad Greta and made a complete dick of himself on social media. Suspicions quickly turned to the involvement of Karma.
Karma (276789) was approached for a comment but was very enigmatic. “I can never comment on my involvement in any karmic acts, however if there was ever a better opportunity to ensure that the world knew that karma was a thing then this would be it.”