News that New York is to permit composting burials angers man from Dagenham.
News that New York state has just approved the composting of bodies to create soil has enraged Dagenham resident Vic Teagle (38). The composting technique decomposes a body in about 30 days and reduces the amount of carbon released by 1.4 tonnes compared to cremation.
I didn’t vote for Brexit to have these ridiculous woke burials bandied about.
Mr Teagle (flatulence) insisted he was going to be cremated on top of a pile of coal to burn as much carbon as possible. “….and I want a procession of 33 cars. I know someone who might have some coming up spare “.
When he was told this didn’t apply to the UK (until 2027) he was still angry “this wokery is just the thin edge of the wedge”.
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