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Florida set to ban alien abductions

Following the ban on chemtrails, DeSantis is now set to tackle other issues concerning Florida man. No news on tackling pollution, health or education.

By Eli Twonk

May 28, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

The Dumb and Dumberer routine is not working

The DeSantis policy of complete stupidity isn’t working as well as he hoped. In his latest wheeze his pet Surgeon General has called for a halt to using mRNA coronavirus vaccines because he believes they could contaminate patients’ DNA despite this supposition being thoroughly debunked.

By Dr Paul Brady

January 5, 2024August 15, 2025

General

Holocaust book and course deemed to be woke

A book and online course newabout the Holocaust have failed to be approved for inclusion in Florida school libraries. The approval scheme was brought in for Florida school libraries to crack dwn on “woe indoctrintion” in Florida schools.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 14, 2023February 15, 2024