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RFK plans for TV show to win free treatment

Inspired by Noem’s plan for a citizenship contest, RFK plans a show for people to receive treatment and win free healthcare for life.

By Eli Twonk

May 21, 2025August 15, 2025

Katy Perry outside the Blue Origin space capsule. Adult white woman with long dark hair wearing a blue jumpsuit

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Katy Perry: edge of space not far enough away from Russell Brand

The former partner of Russell Brand has signed up for the first trip to the moon to get as far away as possible from Brand.

By Eli Twonk

April 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Ncuti Gatwa, an adult black man with short hair and a slight moustache wearing a medium brown jacket, as the science fiction character Dr Who.

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Outrage at new season of Dr Woke

A new season of Dr Who brought the opportunity for all the gammons who vowed never to watch it again last season to moan about how woke it is. Fans enjoyed it.

By Eli Twonk

April 13, 2025August 15, 2025

Hey Duggee cartoon characters against a rainbow background. — CBeebies

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No parents angry over gender neutral Hey Duggee episode

Rent-a-rant gender obsessive invents outrage at gender neutral racoon character in CBeebies favourite ‘Hey Duggee’.

By Eli Twonk

April 2, 2025August 15, 2025

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Trump declares Second Amendment nullified

After arguing that Biden’s Executive Orders don’t count because of alleged use of autopen, Trump takes aim at the Second Amendment.

By Eli Twonk

March 24, 2025August 15, 2025

Charli XCX speaking into a microphone at an award ceremony. Adult pale white woman with long straight dark hair. Wearing a tight fitted black lace top. — WireImage

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Charli XCX fails to get an award

While she did well at the Brit Awards, at the ARNIE award ceremony she received a wooden spoon. Not so good.

By Karsic Karl

March 2, 2025August 15, 2025

Elon Musk. Boring looking white bloke with dark hair

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DOGE: a shambles and a joke

Musk has been struggling to convince anyone that his DOGE has any useful purpose or, more importantly, produce evidence. His experts have allowed the website to be hacked. Needs more than him just flapping his arms about.
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

Meme posted by Elon Musk of two jars with coins in them. The left one marked 'money for hurricane relief' has a few coins in the bottom. The right one marked 'money for transgender books in Peru' is filled with coins. A comment from Musk saying 'not anymore ' has been added.

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Musk: finally provides evidence of misuse of money

Musk has now produced detailed and conclusive evidence of the misuse of US aid money in the form of a meme. How could anyone doubt him?
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

February 13, 2025August 15, 2025

The Distracted Boy friend photo with The face of Farage on the shoulders of the girlfriend, Musk on the boyfriend looking at the passing woman with the face of Trump

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Bromance hitting the rocks?

Our gossip columnist delves into a Trans-Atlantic bromance. Can it survive the gulf between them? Does the age difference make it doomed to failure?
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

January 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Movie poster for the film Die Hard featuring a close shoulder and head shot of Bruce Willis wearing a white vest and holding a hand gun

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It’s official; Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Some have tried to make out that there is some debate whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie. There isn’t. It is.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

December 9, 2024August 15, 2025