Thérèse Coffey (Minister for Pollution) has come up with a four point plan to deal with the sewage problem by tackling it at the source. The toilet tax is coming. Vegans are also part of the problem with their unnaturally firm turds.
The Conservatives suffered two defeats in the by-elections yesterday. Labour took Selby and Ainsty, and the Liberal Democrats won the Somerton and Frome by-election by more than 11,000 votes. The Tories are upbeat as they blame everybody except themselves.