Barbie the movie, the end of civilization as we know it?

The impending release of the live action Barbie movie could be the end of civilisation as we know it, and possibly the end of days. No apocalypse driven fantasy ever envisaged an ending that was so …. pink.


Far from being a joyful celebration of Barbie this film is believed to be a sinister plot to expose children to demons. A reliable religious source, Ivan Tuttle (evangelist and author) announced that the film is full of demonical influences. The Lord had shown him the millions of demons that will be unleashed on any children that see the film. Well that seems pretty reliable.

Beginning of Facebook post about demons with a scene from the Barbie movie. Barbie is driving a car with Ken in the back

The End of Times

The Daily Mail is not known for it’s intelligent journalism. This is reflected in the decision to employ people who no sense of perspective. Petronella Wyatt self identifies as a journalist who came up with the well balanced comparison of a Barbie themed Burger King promotion with the End of Days. Seems that more people pay attention to the bonkers evangelistic Ivan Tuttle than her.

Twitter post by Petronella Wyatt comparing a Burger King Barbie themed promotion to the End of Times

Barbie, Barbie will woke you

Republicans are out in force fighting the culture war that they made up to give them the appearance of having something relevant to do. Senator Ted Cruz has been spending a long time making stuff up.sbout Barbie. A few weeks ago he was churning his gums about a nonsensical map of the world in a screenshot that he claimed was pro-Chinese because he imagined it depicted a controversial nine-dash line in the South China Sea. Can you see it?

Recently he has been focussing on the woke ‘messsging’ that it includes. This is mainly about the character

The main issue of course is that the trans character is not portrayed as shooting people and molesting children. It goes against his current obsession of misinformation.

Charlie Kirk, president of Gurning Point (which is a right wing think tank promoting free market irresponsibility) came out with “trans propaganda that is in this hyper-feminine, ultra pink propaganda thing, but it’s really been taken over by the trans mafia,”. So all for a free market unless that free market chooses to produce pink themed fun. Of course he would be against anything that portrayed co-operation and being pleasant positively as it is the polar opposite of his creed of selfishness and greed.

The far-right seem to have a problem with joy and feel the need to constantly make up things

A thought for Republicans. If you tie your brand to a dystopian fabrication, eventually the children who have noticed that the world didn’t end the way you said it would will grow up into adults bored of a diet of drivel.

Children’s films that didn’t destroy society

Over the past decades there have been various films and TV series aimed at children that have contained LGBT characters.

  • She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
  • Steven Universe
  • Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling
  • Danger & Eggs
  • Kids Like Jake
  • Onward
  • My Little Pony: Equestria Girls plus others
  • Coraline
  • ParaNorman
  • Nimona

So now it is only a problem because Republicans have run out of moral panics and made up one about LGBTQ folk.

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