An expert panel gives invaluable tips on what to do if you are confronted with an angry woman.
Nothing is more likely to put a damper on your day than an angry woman. In previous times men would have just walked away, but now a more mindful approach is expected.
An expert panel of mostly blokes on Facebook have provided a range of ‘approved’ strategies.
- just tell her that she is overreacting
- “calm down. You’re acting like my ex
- fart, laugh and run fast
- tell her she’s acting like her mother
- “Don’t worry darling, you’re just very emotional at the moment
- tell her that she’s wrong. She’ll realise this immediately
- remind her that she said she didn’t want to be ruled by her hormones
- worth enquiring if she is angry because of the time of the month
- be logical and explain to her how she’s wrong
- “chloroform is the only way” – suggested by a woman. There’s a lot to unpack there. BTW don’t use chloroform.
- do not point the remote control at her and jab the off button. This was contributed by a divorcee
- make sure she knows it is okay to be wrong and that you won’t judge her
- duct tape doesn’t help but it does muffle the sound
- phone her mother and ask if she can reason with her daughter
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Photo by Liza Summer: https://www.pexels.com/photo/emotional-black-woman-yelling-and-touching-head-6382714/